Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Co-worker Etiquette

April 11. 2014 11:13 a.m.

Dear Fellow Co-Worker,

With all due respect, your hawking and spitting in the communal kitchen sink is a little unnerving and distracting to some of us in the office. Please know that the sound alone makes some of us queasy.

Also, your hawking and spitting in the garbage bin is very unsanitary, especially for the people who take out our daily garbage. Have you given any thought that they may mistakenly touch the phlegm you produced and disposed in the trash?

Please go to the bathroom. Another option is to quietly clear your throat and then use a tissue or a napkin to quietly spit out your mucus and dispose in your garbage bin.

Sincerely,


Your fellow co-worker.

*This letter was never sent because it was taken to human resources to see if it was okay to place in the co-worker's mailbox or desk. HR decided to take matters into their own hands.

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